WW3.FUN
Putting the FUN into Thermonuclear Warfare!
The world's most absurdly fun strategy game. Because if we're all gonna go, we might as well have a laugh about it. Coming Soon.
Choose Your Arsenal!
From water balloons to intercontinental whoopee cushions. Over 50 hilariously absurd "weapons" to deploy.
Diplomatic Negotiations (lol)
Try diplomacy! It won't work, but the dialogue options are absolutely hilarious. "We demand... your lunch money."
Bunker Decorating Simulator
Survive in style! Choose wallpaper, mood lighting, and a mini-fridge for your underground doomsday palace.
Global Domination Map
Paint the world in your team's color. Conquer territories with rock-paper-scissors and trivia questions.
OBVIOUS DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical comedy game. We do not actually endorse thermonuclear warfare, global conflict, or any form of real-world violence. Please don't nuke anyone. Thank you.